I can change

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A stupid song from a stupid movie that a stupid kid in 1999 thought was cool.
My mom still plays that song every time she cleans the house.
My brother thinks he's the main character from that movie.
I had to sit through that whole movie in class.
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What a desperate girl says when she thinks she can turn a dumb guy into something useful for like five bucks.
She bought him for ten bucks and now he's still wearing the same shirt.
He turned out to be a total waste of time and money.
She still thinks he'll become a rock star someday.
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When a guy who looks like he just got out of a dumpster thinks he can make a lesbian fall in love with him.
He walked up to her and said, 'Hey, I'm hot.'
He tried to flirt with her and looked like a confused dog.
He still thinks he's the main character in a movie.
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What a sad person says when they think they can fix the whole world by themselves.
He texted me, 'I wish I can change the world.'
She posted on Twitter, 'I wish I can change the status quo of things.'
He said that in class and got laughed at for like ten minutes.
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