I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

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You buy something once but sell it twice and then you laugh in their face. It means you’re the worst kind of scumbag and the item is trash.
You bought that sneaker for $100 and sold it to your buddy for $20 and then sold it again for $5. You’re a total waste of space.
She bought that phone for $800 and sold it to her friend for $100 and then sold it to a stranger for $20. She’s a complete idiot.
He bought that shirt for $50 and sold it for $10 to his cousin and then sold it for $3 to a random guy on the street. He’s the worst.
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You buy someone once but sell them twice and then you make them cry. It means you’re a heartless piece of garbage and they’re the real victim.
He bought that girl a car and then sold her out to his buddy and then sold her for cash. He’s a heartless piece of trash.
She bought her brother a phone and then sold him to the school bully and then sold him to a guy who gave her $20. She’s a total loser.
He bought that friend a pizza and then sold him to the restaurant and then sold him to a guy who paid $5. He’s the worst.
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You buy something once and then sell it twice so bad that it’s like it never existed. It means you’re the worst kind of cheapskate and the item is totally ruined.
He bought that watch for $200 and sold it for $10 and then sold it for $2. He’s a total cheapskate.
She bought that dress for $100 and sold it for $5 and then sold it for $1. She’s a total loser.
He bought that bike for $150 and sold it for $10 and then sold it for $2. He’s the worst.
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You buy someone once but sell them twice and then you walk away like nothing happened. It means you’re a total snake and they’re the one who got burned.
He bought his friend a job and then sold him to his boss and then sold him for $50. He’s a total snake.
She bought her cousin a laptop and then sold him to a guy who paid $10 and then sold him for $5. She’s a total cheapskate.
He bought that guy a pizza and then sold him to the delivery guy and then sold him for $2. He’s a total snake.
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You buy someone once but sell them twice and then you make them pay for it. It means you’re the worst kind of thief and they’re the one who lost out.
He bought his friend a phone and then sold him to his brother and then made him pay $10. He’s the worst thief.
She bought her brother a car and then sold him to her mom and then made him pay $50. She’s a total cheapskate.
He bought that guy a ticket and then sold him to the bus driver and then made him pay $2. He’s a total thief.
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