Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re stuck with me forever. No escape. No mercy. Just me and my dumbass personality.

I can. You’re my new best friend. No matter how much you hate me.

I can. You’re not getting out of this. Not today. Not ever.

I can. You’re gonna regret this. Like, a lot.

2

You’re so stupid you could be a monkey in a zoo and still be the dumbest one.

I can so. You’re like a baby with no brain.

I can so. You’re the reason why the moon is tired.

I can so. You’re the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

3

You’re caught. You’re busted. You’re about to get yelled at or beat up. You’re not getting out of this.

I can. You’re busted. You’re gonna get yelled at. Again.

I can. You’re caught. You’re gonna get beat up. Again.

I can. You’re busted. You’re gonna get yelled at and beat up. Again.

4

What you did is so cool it doesn’t need a reason. It’s just awesome.

I can. That was so cool I don’t even need a reason.

I can. That was so awesome you’re gonna be jealous.

I can. That was so cool you’re gonna cry.

5

This can mean anything. It’s like a magic word that can change everything.

I can. That’s like a magic word.

I can. It means everything and nothing at the same time.

I can. It’s like a jawn. It means everything.

6

You’re gonna be my personal slave. Like, for real.

I can. You’re my slave now.

I can. You’re gonna be my slave forever.

I can. You’re gonna be my slave and I’m gonna make you cry.

7

You have no idea why you’re doing that. You’re just doing it because you’re dumb.

I can. You have no idea why you’re doing that.

I can. You’re just doing that because you’re dumb.

I can. You’re doing that for no reason. Just like a baby.