Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smug way to say you saw something that made you think you were the only one who ever had a brain cell. Usually paired with a photo that looks like it was taken in a bathroom at 2 a. m.

I came and this guy was eating a taco at a gas station.

I came and this video had a cat wearing sunglasses.

I came and the dog just peed on the neighbor's lawn.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

2

What a brainless kid says when something looks cool. It’s like they got a brain cell and it exploded right then and there.

I came when I saw that kid do a backflip off a diving board.

I came when the video had a dog riding a skateboard.

I came when the guy screamed into a microphone and it broke.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

3

What you say when something is so good it could make a saint cry. Or maybe it just made you really happy.

I came after that video of the baby riding a unicorn.

I came after seeing the guy eat a whole pizza in one bite.

I came when the dog walked on its hands.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

4

A fancy word for stealing, like when you grab something and run before anyone can yell at you.

I came the cookies from the kitchen.

I came the remote control from my brother.

I came the last slice of pizza.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

5

What you say when you broke something or someone. Or maybe you just broke your own brain.

I came the car into the pond.

I came the kid’s face with a sponge.

I came the wall with a hammer.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

6

When you spray your cum in her eye and then knock her out with a pan. Like it’s a horror movie and you’re the villain.

I came in her eye and knocked her out with a spoon.

I came in her eye and hit her with a frying pan.

I came in her eye and then hit her with a brick.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

7

The worst thing to say after sex, like you just ruined the mood and made it awkward for everyone.

I came and said, ‘Just like momma used to do it.’

I came and asked, ‘So what contraception did you use?’

I came and said, ‘I think I might be pregnant.’

by Slangipedia 11d ago