I call fives

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Claiming something like a seat or remote before someone else can take it. If you don’t say ‘I call fives’ by five minutes, you’re out of luck. It’s like dibs but with more swearing and less grace.

I call fives on this couch. You’re sleeping on the floor.

I call fives on the last slice of pizza. You’re gonna regret it.

I call fives on the TV remote. You can stare at the wall.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Putting your name on something like a seat or remote. If you don’t do it by five minutes, you’re just a sad person who gets nothing.

I call fives on the Xbox. You can play with my brother.

I call fives on the last soda. You’re gonna have to drink it cold.

I call fives on the car. You’re walking.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Telling someone you want something like a seat or remote before they can take it. If you don’t do it by five minutes, you’re just a loser who didn’t try.

I call fives on the mic. You can sing in the background.

I call fives on the last bag of chips. You’re eating them with your hands.

I call fives on the last chair. You’re standing.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Saying you want something like a seat or remote before someone else can take it. If you don’t say it by five minutes, you’re just a nobody who’s out of luck.

I call fives on the game. You’re playing with my brother.

I call fives on the last snack. You’re eating it in the trash.

I call fives on the last shirt. You’re wearing my pants.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Claiming something like a seat or remote before someone else can take it. If you don’t do it by five minutes, you’re just a weak person who can’t fight for what they want.

I call fives on the remote. You can watch the wall.

I call fives on the last soda. You’re drinking it cold.

I call fives on the last chair. You’re standing.

by Slangipedia 11d ago