Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who buys most of their crap and acts like it’s a big deal. They’re cheap, lazy, and proud of it.

I buy most of my shit. I don’t need no fancy stuff.

Bro, I buy most of my shit. I barely have money for food.

I buy most of my shit. I’m rich in laziness.

2

Someone who spends their money on stuff they don’t need and still thinks they’re smart.

I buy most of my shit because I’m too dumb to know what I need.

I buy most of my shit and still can’t afford rent.

I buy most of my shit and still eat ramen for breakfast.

3

A human who buys all their crap and doesn’t care if people laugh at them.

I buy most of my shit and I don’t care if you laugh at me.

I buy most of my shit and still wear the same pants every day.

I buy most of my shit and I still think I’m cool.

4

A person who buys most of their stuff and brags about it like it’s a trophy.

I buy most of my shit and I brag about it like it’s a championship.

I buy most of my shit and still think I’m the best.

I buy most of my shit and I still can’t shut up about it.

5

A person who spends money on stuff they don’t need, and still think they’re rich.

I buy most of my shit and I still think I’m rich.

I buy most of my shit and I still can’t afford a phone.

I buy most of my shit and I still think I’m a king.

6

Someone who buys most of their crap and still acts like they’re doing something special.

I buy most of my shit and I still think it’s a big deal.

I buy most of my shit and I still think I’m a hero.

I buy most of my shit and I still think I’m famous.