i brought clay for our new home

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A way to remember the 7 diatomics of the Periodic Table like you're a genius who actually remembers stuff instead of just pretending.
I brought clay for our new home because I remembered the diatomics like they were my exes.
The diatomics are like my friends. I remember them because I don't forget people who help me pass chemistry.
I brought clay for our new home because I’m the only one who remembers the diatomics and everyone else just calls them ‘the seven things I don’t know’.
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A cheat code for the diatomics that only works if you actually care about the Periodic Table and aren’t just there for the drama.
I brought clay for our new home because I used the cheat code and now I remember the diatomics like they’re my best friends.
The cheat code is real. I used it and now I know the diatomics better than my mom knows my grades.
I brought clay for our new home because the cheat code worked and now I’m the diatomic king.
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A secret message that only the most annoying people in class can remember, and they use it to mock everyone else.
I brought clay for our new home because I remember the diatomics and I’m ready to mock the people who don’t.
The secret message is strong. I used it and now I know the diatomics better than my crush knows my phone number.
I brought clay for our new home because I’m the annoying one who remembers the diatomics and everyone else is jealous.
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