I broke your mom's water

I broke your mom's water so bad, the baby took a sip of her juice.

Your mom’s water broke like a soda bottle when you hit her with a brick.

I broke your mom's water so much, the baby started swimming in the hallway.

Your mom’s water broke like a leaky faucet because of your face.

I broke your mom's water so much, the baby cried in the bathtub.

You hit her so hard, the baby got a waterpark in its butt.

Your mom’s water broke like a broken bottle when you tackled her.

I broke your mom's water so bad, the baby started sipping through its rear.

You rammed her so much, the baby got a free drink from her water.