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You're talking nonsense so I told you to shut up
You said I was a dog? I breathed.
He said I was a baby? I breathed.
She said I was a loser? I breathed.
I breathed
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How are you still alive if you don't know how to breathe?
How are you still alive if you don't know how to breathe?
How are you still breathing if you don't know how to breathe?
How are you still breathing if you don't know how to breathe?
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Something that never ends, never stops, and never makes sense
This meeting is like I breathed.
This homework is like I breathed.
This traffic is like I breathed.
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A fancy way to say I love you, but people think it's cool so they use it even though it's confusing
He said I breathed, I thought he was being weird.
She said I breathed, I was confused.
They said I breathed, I was like 'What?'
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What Biden says when Kamala sits on his face and farts him to death
Biden said 'I breathed' because Kamala farts him to death.
Kamala sat on his face and Biden said 'I breathed'.
He farts him to death and he says 'I breathed'.
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My stomach is full of acid, bro
My stomach is full of acid, bro.
I ate 10 pizzas, bro.
I drank 10 sodas, bro.
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What people say when they get caught and don't want to admit they're guilty
He said 'I can't breathe' when he got caught stealing.
She said 'I can't breathe' when she got caught cheating.
They said 'I can't breathe' when they got caught lying.