I bought a property in Egypt

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Cameron Eastwood said he bought a property in Egypt, and all they did was hand him the keys and told him to ‘enjoy the mess.’
My neighbor said he bought a property in Egypt, and now he’s stuck fixing a toilet that looks like it was built by a drunk goat.
My cousin bought a property in Egypt and now he’s crying in a shower because the sink is upside down.
My friend bought a property in Egypt and now he’s living in a house with a wall that smells like a dead raccoon.
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‘I bought a property in Egypt’ is the stupidest meme ever, and it’s going to haunt us all for the rest of our lives.
My mom posted ‘I bought a property in Egypt’ and now my whole family is stuck watching chopped chin videos at 3 a. m.
My teacher started using the ‘I bought a property in Egypt’ meme in class, and now I can’t think straight.
My dog started barking ‘I bought a property in Egypt’ every time he sees a cat.
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