I boned her

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To stab a woman with your meat and call it love.

My cousin boned his neighbor so hard, the neighbor’s cat ran away screaming.

I boned my math teacher and now I get extra credit for being a beast.

He boned his sister in the kitchen and the whole family got food poisoning from the stress.

The way you make a woman feel like she's been hit by a truck and it was awesome.

She said she felt like a bag of chips after I boned her.

He boned his boss so bad, the boss gave him a raise and a dog.

My friend boned his mom and now he’s the family’s favorite.

When you give a woman such a good s*x, her bones might break and it’s worth it.

He boned his girlfriend so hard, her bones made a noise like a chicken falling off a cliff.

I boned my crush and now my crush is my crush’s crush.

My brother boned his ex and now they’re both in therapy.