I Blank You

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

1
A fancy way to say you're so obsessed with someone or something, you'd punch the dictionary if it didn't have a word for it. It’s like your heart is screaming, but the dictionary is asleep.
I blank you like you're the last slice of pizza.
Blank you so hard, my mom thinks I'm in love with the neighbor's dog.
Blank you so much, my teacher thinks I'm cheating on a test.
2
When you're not in love, but you're not just 'kinda' into them either. It's like you're stuck between 'I like you' and 'I want to marry you,' and it's giving you anxiety.
I blank you like you're my second favorite snack.
Blank you so much, my crush thinks I'm a serial dater.
Blank you like it's a Monday and you forgot to do your homework.
xs