I blame thor

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When you're too lazy to take responsibility and throw a god into the mix like he's your ex.

I blame thor for my math test failing. Again.

Blame thor for my breakfast being burnt. For the fifth time this week.

I failed my science project. Blame thor. He’s got a hammer. He should’ve done better.

A way to say you're a total failure and you’re blaming a guy who fights aliens for your bad day.

Blame thor for my bad hair. He’s got a beard. He should know how to style hair.

I got yelled at by my mom. Blame thor. He’s got a loud hammer.

Blame thor for my failed baking. He probably eats bread every day.

When you're too stupid to admit you messed up and you make a god the reason you're in trouble.

Blame thor for my failed video game. He should’ve known how to beat the boss.

Blame thor for my bad grades. He’s got a hammer. He should’ve hit the teacher.

I got grounded. Blame thor. He’s got a thunderstorm. He should’ve warned me.