I blame the Indians

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If you blame the Indians it’s like saying you’re too stupid to fix your own mess and the Indians should’ve finished off Columbus while they had the chance

I failed my math test. Blame the Indians. They didn’t finish off Columbus.

My dog ate my homework. Blame the Indians. They didn’t finish off Columbus.

I got a D on my report card. Blame the Indians. They didn’t finish off Columbus.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You blame the Indians like they’re your excuse for being a total failure and you’re too lazy to do anything about it

I got kicked out of school. Blame the Indians. They let Columbus live.

I didn’t do my chores. Blame the Indians. They let Columbus live.

I missed my bus. Blame the Indians. They let Columbus live.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Blaming the Indians is like saying you’re too dumb to take responsibility and you’d rather let Columbus live just to avoid the blame

I got a bad grade. Blame the Indians. They let Columbus live.

I broke my mom’s favorite vase. Blame the Indians. They let Columbus live.

I lost my phone. Blame the Indians. They let Columbus live.

by Slangipedia 11d ago