I blame Karn

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When you need a dummy to take the fall so you can look like a genius. Karn is the perfect dummy because he’s a total idiot.
I blame Karn for my failed math test. He distracted me with his loud burps.
I blame Karn for my broken phone. He tripped me and I dropped it.
I blame Karn for my bad haircut. He wouldn’t stop talking during my appointment.
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A way to make Karn feel bad so you can feel good. It’s like giving him a wedgie and then laughing at him.
I blame Karn for my bad grade. He wouldn’t stop making silly faces during the exam.
I blame Karn for my sore foot. He sat on it during lunch.
I blame Karn for my bad mood. He told my crush I was ugly.
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When you want to make Karn your enemy for no good reason. It’s like starting a fight just because he wore your shirt.
I blame Karn for my failed science project. He took my notes and drew on them.
I blame Karn for my messy room. He threw my socks in my cereal.
I blame Karn for my bad day. He spilled soda on my homework.
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When you want to get even with Karn because he’s always messing with you. It’s like giving him a popsicle on a hot day and watching him melt.
I blame Karn for my broken pencil. He threw it at me during lunch.
I blame Karn for my bad grade. He whispered answers to his friends but not me.
I blame Karn for my sore arm. He kept throwing erasers at me.
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When you want to make Karn the reason for your problems. It’s like blaming him for your bad luck even though he’s the cause of it.
I blame Karn for my bad grade. He kept talking during the test.
I blame Karn for my sore neck. He pulled my hair during recess.
I blame Karn for my messy desk. He threw his lunch all over it.
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