i bizzle

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i bizzle is a fancy toy that apple made. it holds your music, photos, and stuff. but it costs way too much for what it is.
my mom bought me one for my birthday. i cried when i saw the price tag.
i bizzle is just a glorified mp3 player with a fancy name.
i asked for an i bizzle, and my dad said, 'no, we're getting a used one from the store.'
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i bizzle is a thing that makes you rich. or poor. depending on how many you buy.
i bizzle is the reason i have no money left. i bought three of them.
my friend got an i bizzle and now he thinks he's cool.
i told my brother he was a loser for getting an i bizzle. he got mad.
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i bizzle is a device. it stores your music. and your life. and your dignity.
i bizzle is like a mini computer. but way more expensive.
my i bizzle broke, and now i feel like my life is broken too.
i bizzle is the only thing that makes me happy. and it cost me $100.
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