Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Shakespeare never said that. If he did, he probably said it wrong. It’s like yelling ‘I’m gonna poop on you!’ but with a thumb.

I bite my thumb at thou! #ShakespeareRipoff

My thumb is now your enemy. #ThumbWar

I don’t care if you’re my mom. I bite my thumb at thou! #FamilyDrama

2

It means you’re ready to punch someone. Like a middle schooler who just got called a nerd and is thinking about a lunch fight.

I bite my thumb at thou! #MiddleSchoolRage

I’m not even mad. I’m just biting my thumb at thou. #CoolDude

You called me a faggot. I bite my thumb at thou! #BathroomFight

3

It’s a total insult. Like when your little brother steals your pizza and says it’s better than yours.

I bite my thumb at thou! #PizzaThief

You took my spot on the bus. I bite my thumb at thou! #LunchTableWar

You said I was ugly. I bite my thumb at thou! #FacePalm

4

It’s old-timey way of saying ‘You’re a faggot.’ And it’s super dramatic, like a soap opera.

I bite my thumb at thou! #GayInsult

You said I was a girl. I bite my thumb at thou! #GenderWar

I bite my thumb at thou! #DramaQueen

5

It’s like telling someone you’re going to eat their figs from their mule’s butt and then laugh at them.

I bite my thumb at thou! #FigEating

I’m gonna eat your figs and laugh at you. #MuleButt

I bite my thumb at thou! #FigAttack

6

It’s a weird way of saying you’re gonna give someone a blowjob. Like a middle-aged man who thinks he’s cool.

I bite my thumb at thou! #BlowJob

You’re gonna get a blow job. I bite my thumb at thou! #OralSex

I bite my thumb at thou! #MiddleAgedCool

7

It’s a cream that you put in your butt to make your love life better. Like a lazy person’s dating strategy.

I bite my thumb at thou! #VaginalCream

I put this cream in my butt. #LoveLife

It’s not my fault. I bite my thumb at thou! #LazyDating