i bit a pillow

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When you scream into a pillow so loud it probably got a black eye
My dog ran away and I bit a pillow like it was my ex.
I bit a pillow so hard my mom thought the house was on fire.
During my math test, I bit a pillow because I failed again.
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The reason you have a pillow with teeth marks and no life
I bit a pillow because my teacher called me a dummy in front of the class.
I bit a pillow after my cat ate my homework.
I bit a pillow because my brother said I was ugly.
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What happens when you take your frustration out on a soft object
I bit a pillow because my phone died and I had no TikTok.
I bit a pillow after my dog pooped on my shoes.
I bit a pillow because my little sister said I was weird.
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