I birthed Myself

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I came out of nowhere and made myself exist
I birthed myself in the middle of a Zoom call and my mom was mad
I birthed myself right after I ate a whole pizza
I birthed myself in the DMs and my ex was confused
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I made myself pop out of nothing like a baby from a womb
I birthed myself during a TikTok trend and now I'm famous
I birthed myself right before I got kicked out of my house
I birthed myself in the middle of a fight with my brother
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I just suddenly appeared and I was me
I birthed myself when my phone died and I screamed
I birthed myself in the middle of my math test
I birthed myself when I saw my crush and I felt magical
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I was born and I didn't even need no help
I birthed myself in the middle of a group chat and no one replied
I birthed myself right after I yelled at my teacher
I birthed myself in the middle of a sleepover and my friends were confused
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I created myself from nothing and it was glorious
I birthed myself while I was eating cereal and it was the best day ever
I birthed myself right after I got a bad grade
I birthed myself in the middle of my mom's yelling
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I just came into existence and I was proud of myself
I birthed myself in the middle of my lunch break
I birthed myself right after I failed a test
I birthed myself when my dog barked at me
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