I believe you have my stapler

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A legendary line from a guy who got his stapler stolen and then went full psycho. It’s the stuff of legends, like when you get your pizza stolen at the mall.

My boss took my stapler and I said, 'I believe you have my stapler.' He gave it back. Then he got fired.

I told my coworker, 'I believe you have my stapler,' and now he brings me coffee every day.

At the office party, I yelled 'I believe you have my stapler' at the CEO. He gave me a raise and a new stapler.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A famous line said by a guy who lost his stapler and never looked back. It's like when you lose your favorite sneaker and you go full rage mode.

My friend said 'I believe you have my stapler' to his boss and now he works from home.

I told my teacher 'I believe you have my stapler' and now I don’t have to do homework.

I said 'I believe you have my stapler' to my crush and now we're dating.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A line from a man who got his stapler taken and turned into a full-blown office drama. It's like when your little brother steals your snack and you turn it into a full-blown war.

I told my mom 'I believe you have my stapler' and now she brings me snacks every day.

My dog stole my stapler and I said 'I believe you have my stapler' to him. He gave it back and now he gets treats.

I said 'I believe you have my stapler' to my dad and now he doesn't take my video games anymore.

by Slangipedia 11d ago