Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You say you believe something, but you're being a total fake. It really means you think the person is full of crap.

'I believe it' when my friend said he won the lottery again.

'I believe it' when my mom said she didn't eat the whole cake.

'I believe it' when my teacher said I passed the test.

2

The stupid song from the 2010 Winter Olympics that made everyone in Vancouver want to scream and throw snowballs.

'I believe it' when the song played on the radio during the Olympics.

'I believe it' when my neighbor blasted the song at 7 AM.

'I believe it' when I heard the song in every commercial.

3

What Sherlock says when he’s not a fraud, but he’s still annoying and too smart for everyone else.

'I believe it' when Sherlock said he solved the case.

'I believe it' when he said the guy wasn’t a criminal.

'I believe it' when he made everyone look like fools.

4

When someone says they believe in Science, but they’re just brainwashed and will eat radium like it’s candy.

'I believe it' when my science teacher said radium was healthy.

'I believe it' when my uncle put radium in his underwear.

'I believe it' when my mom said she believed in the moon landing.

5

A fancy way of saying you believe in someone, but it’s like telling them they’re the best even when they’re not.

'I believe it' when my friend said he’d win the game.

'I believe it' when my crush said he’d ask me out.

'I believe it' when my dog said he was going to get a treat.

6

When you pee on your partner because you’re too lazy to do anything else and it feels good.

'I believe it' when my boyfriend peed on me during a fight.

'I believe it' when my sister peed on my brother for no reason.

'I believe it' when my dad peed on my mom in front of everyone.

7

What someone says when they can’t even solve a simple math problem and are too proud to admit it.

'I believe it' when my friend said he was good at algebra.

'I believe it' when my teacher said I passed the test.

'I believe it' when my brother said he was going to be a mathematician.