I believe in Science

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A fake holy chant for people who think wearing a lab coat makes them a god and believe the whole world should drink bleach just because a scientist said so.

I believe in Science, so I took 12 pills of aspirin and a whole bottle of nail polish remover.

My uncle said Science told him to drink motor oil. He’s been dead for three years.

My teacher said, 'I believe in Science,' then got a tattoo of a DNA strand on his forehead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

What a brain-dead person says when they think they’re smart just because they know the periodic table by heart.

'I believe in Science,' he said, then ate a whole box of chalk for breakfast.

My mom said, 'I believe in Science,' then bought 50 fake beakers and filled them with juice.

He posted, 'I believe in Science,' then tried to explain gravity by throwing his dog out the window.

by Slangipedia 12d ago