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When a man drinks so much beer he thinks he's a god and everyone else is a joke. Women might get dragged into it too, usually by accident or because they're tired of being ignored.
I beer beer so hard I could bench press a donkey.
At the bar, he said, 'I'm the king of the beer. You're just peasants.'
She started laughing at him, then joined in because she was drunk.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you drink so much beer you forget your name, your problems, and your dignity. It's like beer is the only thing that matters, and everything else is just noise.
He drank three beers and forgot his own birthday.
She texted her mom, 'I’m not coming home. I’m the beer.'
He yelled at the TV, then realized it was just a commercial.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It’s when you drink until you can’t tell the difference between your friends and your food. You just want to sit there and drink until the world stops making sense.
He ate a pizza and said it was a friend. No one asked why.
She drank so much she thought her dog was a beer.
He tried to hug the table because it looked like his buddy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you drink so much beer you start talking to it like it’s your best friend. You also might start arguing with it, or maybe you just tell it your life story.
He said, 'You’re my best friend, beer. I’m not going anywhere.'
She yelled at the beer, 'You didn’t even listen to my problems!'
He told the beer about his ex and then cried into his glass.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you drink so much beer your brain turns into a loud, drunk, and very confused meatball. You don’t know what you’re saying, but you’re definitely not sorry.
He said, 'I’m a meatball. I’m not a person.'
She tried to explain her life but just said, 'I like beer and my dog.'
He took off his shirt and started dancing like it was a party.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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