i been on opium for the last 10 days

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I been on opium for the last 10 days means I’m so messed up I think my sock is a baby.

My brain’s fried and my sock is crying.

I just tried to eat my toothbrush.

I saw my mom’s cat wearing my dad’s hat.

I been on opium for the last 10 days means I’m like a confused raccoon in a soup factory.

I tried to hug the fridge and it hit me.

I think my shoes are plotting against me.

I asked my dog if he wanted to be a chicken.

I been on opium for the last 10 days means I’m so out of my mind I think the moon is my ex.

I just yelled at my shadow.

I tried to text the sun.

I told my cat it’s my new boss.