Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’ve been getting the strap for so long it’s like I was born with it

I been have since before my mom had me

I been have since I was a baby

I been have since the day I was born

2

Drinking some guy’s jizz like it’s a soft drink

I been have his cum like it’s water

I drank his jizz and it was the worst thing ever

I been have his sperm like it’s juice

3

You said you’d do something and then you disappeared like a fart in a hurricane

You said you’d bring me pizza and then you vanished

You promised me a burger and then you ghosted me

You said you’d come but you never showed up

4

I’ve been on UrbanDictionary longer than your grandpa’s dentures have been in his mouth

I been here since the year of the chicken

I been here since before your mom had her first beer

I been here since the beginning of time

5

A stupid kid who can’t spell their own name and talks like they’re on a bad acid trip

That kid said, 'I been have since I was a baby' and it was confusing

He wrote, 'I been have' and it made no sense

She said, 'I been have' and it sounded like a broken recorder

6

My junk is so long I’ve been making it tinkle through psychosomatic fish bones

My junk is so long it’s like a spaghetti noodle

My junk is so long it makes me tinkle through fish bones

I been have since my junk was born

7

My junk is so long I’ve been making it whistle through psychosomatic fish bones

My junk whistles like a train

My junk is so long it’s like a snake

My junk whistles through fish bones and it’s annoying