I beat the fuck outta you goofy

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You tell a goofy they're dumb and then promise to punch them so hard their face turns into a balloon.
You said, 'You're a dumbass, I'm gonna knock your teeth out.'
He said, 'You're so stupid I'm gonna make you cry.'
She said, 'You're the worst, I'm gonna beat you up like a chicken.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You cuss at a goofy for being silly and say you'll hit them until they stop being a fool.
He said, 'You're a goofball, I'm gonna hit you until you're not funny anymore.'
She said, 'You're so dumb I'm gonna beat you up like a bag of rocks.'
You said, 'You're the silliest person I know, I'm gonna punch you till you're not silly.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You tell a goofy you're gonna hit them so much their brain will come out of their ears.
You said, 'I'm gonna beat you up so hard your brain will come out.'
He said, 'I'm gonna punch you until you're not a goofy anymore.'
She said, 'You're the stupidest, I'm gonna beat you up till you're not funny.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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