I beat my meat to squid porn

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3 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

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you just earned the title of meat-beating legend and should be worshipped like a god for your disgusting skills
My meat is so legendary it could beat a squid to sleep
I watched squid porn and beat my meat like it was a competition
That was the most legendary meat-beating I've ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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you’re so good at beating your meat to squid porn it’s like you were born for this
I beat my meat to squid porn like it was my religion
That meat-beating was so good I might have to join a cult
I just got ordained as a meat-beating priest because of this
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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you just did something so gross and legendary it deserves a medal and a curse
I beat my meat to squid porn so hard I got a medal and a curse
That meat-beating was so legendary it gave me a medal and a curse
I should have a statue made of my meat-beating glory
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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