Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy-ass way to say you’re bailing before anyone even notices you're gone. Like you left so fast, your shadow was still in the room.

I be went before the boss even blinked

I be went so fast, my coffee was still hot

I be went before the pizza arrived

2

You're late, and you’re lying about being there. You’re just trying to cover up that you’re nowhere near the place.

I be went, but I’m still not there

I be went, but I’m still in bed

I be went, but I’m still eating breakfast

3

You just snorted some lines of blow so hard, you think you're a superhero.

I be went, and I felt like a rockstar

I be went, and I could fly

I be went, and I could beat up a cop

4

You’re telling someone to stop being stupid, and you’re doing it with the attitude of a king.

I be went, and I’m telling you to stop being stupid

I be went, and I’m giving you the royal treatment

I be went, and I’m telling you to shut up

5

You just told a lie so big, it could make a whole town believe you.

I be went, and I said I was never coming back

I be went, and I said I was already there

I be went, and I said I was dead

6

A phrase used in a zombie game that means you're running away from a zombie and pretending to be cool about it.

I be went, and I was running from a zombie

I be went, and I said I was already dead

I be went, and I was hiding behind a tree

7

You’re having butt sex, and someone pooped so hard, it’s like a surprise party for your penis.

I be went, and my penis was at a surprise party

I be went, and I got hit with a poop surprise

I be went, and my penis was in a poop shower