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You're so happy you could pee in a pool and not care.
I be swimming in this pizza, it's so good.
I be swimming after I got that A+
I be swimming when my mom finally stopped yelling.
I Be Swimming
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They're so lost in the water they might as well be dead. And when they're on land, they're mad enough to punch you.
I be swimming in the lake, you try to save me, I scream at you.
I be swimming in the ocean, you laugh, I throw you in.
I be swimming in the bathtub, you say I'm crazy, I say you're right.
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It's a black person's way of saying 'I'm doing my thing, and you ain't.'
My cousin said, 'I be swimming in this game, you ain't even playing.'
My homie texted me, 'I be swimming in this situation, you're just here.'
My mom said, 'I be swimming in this life, you're still in the womb.'
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A stupid excuse made by a dumb person to explain why they're still in the baby seat.
My little bro said, 'I be swimming in this car, I'm not ready yet.'
My cousin said, 'I be swimming in this life, I can't drive.'
My neighbor said, 'I be swimming in this question, I'm not answering.'
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They're acting like they don't care, but they're really just being fake.
My teacher said, 'I be swimming in this math test, I'm not even trying.'
My friend said, 'I be swimming in this project, I'm just here.'
My dog said, 'I be swimming in this walk, I'm just walking.'