i be swaggin (in my station wagon)

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a cool kid who thinks they're the king of the block but drives a piece of junk that looks like it was hit by a train and smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin be swaggin in his station wagon. It's got more holes than a cheese grater.
I ride in my dad's beat-up station wagon. It's like driving through a tornado.
My friend be swaggin in a station wagon that's got more rust than a pirate ship.
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when you're too cool to care that your car is falling apart and smells like a dead raccoon took a nap inside it.
I be swaggin in my station wagon. It's got a hole in the floor and a seat that looks like it's about to fall off.
My mom's station wagon is the most swaggin car in the school. It’s got a hole in the roof.
I be swaggin in my station wagon. It’s got more dents than a fridge full of beer cans.
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when you're so cool you can make a broken down car look like it's the king of the car lot and you still manage to stink up the whole block.
My station wagon is falling apart, but I be swaggin like I own the place.
My brother be swaggin in his station wagon. It's got a hole in the back and a seat that smells like old socks.
I be swaggin in my station wagon. It's got more holes than my grandma's quilt.
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