I Be Shitting

When you're high as a kite from weed and you start talking to your friends like you're the only one who matters. You say 'I be shittin' and they have to reply with 'I be shittin' too. It goes on forever and ever and ever.

When you're about to take a dump and you're so desperate that you run to the nearest bathroom like it's the last day on Earth.

When you know you're the worst at everything and you're like 'I be shittin' and I ain't even trying.

A super-duper version of 'I don't give a fuck' that’s so strong it could make a toilet explode. You say it when someone is really annoying you.

When you say 'I be shittin'' and it's like you just confirmed you did something stupid and you're not going to back down.

When you're threatening someone by saying you're going to poop or pee on them and you're not even sure which one.

When you're hit with every possible smell at the same time and it's like your nose is on fire and you're not even sure why.