i be chillin

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A lazy excuse people use when they don’t want to talk or argue, like they’re too tired to even think straight

Bro, I be chillin, man. I just woke up and my brain is still in pajamas.

Why are you mad at me? I be chillin, man. I’m not even mad at myself.

You asked me a question? I be chillin. That’s a fancy way of saying I don’t know.

A phrase people say when they’re too busy being cool to notice the mess around them or the people annoying them

I be chillin, man. I don’t even see the trash on the floor.

You’re yelling at me? I be chillin. I’m just here, man.

You asked me what I’m doing? I be chillin. I’m not even doing anything.

A way to tell someone you’re not listening, even if you’re sitting right next to them

I be chillin, man. I’m not even paying attention to you.

You’re talking to me? I be chillin. I was just daydreaming about pizza.

Why did you ask me a question? I be chillin. I didn’t even hear you.

A lie people tell when they’re actually doing something stupid, but they don’t want to admit it

I be chillin, man. I’m not actually eating three whole pizzas by myself.

You asked me why I’m not doing my homework? I be chillin. I’m just playing video games.

You saw me fall off the couch? I be chillin. That was a sign of strength, not weakness.

A magical phrase that makes everything else disappear, even if it’s right in front of you

I be chillin, man. I don’t even see the monster in the closet.

You’re screaming at me? I be chillin. I’m not even aware of you.

You’re trying to tell me I’ve got a mess on my face? I be chillin. That’s a compliment.

A word that means you’re doing nothing, but you still think you’re the most important person in the room

I be chillin, man. I’m the king of nothing.

You’re trying to talk to me? I be chillin. I’m just being majestic.

You asked me what I’m doing? I be chillin. I’m doing nothing, but I’m doing it perfectly.