i banged your mom

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You tell someone they’re a stupid idiot and their mom is easy to get
My little brother said I was ugly. I told him I banged his mom.
She called me a loser. I said I banged her mom and she still wants me.
He said I had bad hair. I said I banged his mom and he’s just jealous.
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A way to brag and make someone feel like a total failure
He failed math. I said I banged his mom and he failed anyway.
She didn’t like my shirt. I said I banged her mom and she still didn’t like me.
He said I was slow. I said I banged his mom and he’s just bitter.
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A lazy person’s way of saying they’re better than you
He didn’t study for the test. He said I banged his mom and he still passed.
She didn’t clean her room. I told her I banged her mom and she still didn’t clean it.
He skipped class. I said I banged his mom and he still got in trouble.
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You say it when you're tired of someone’s stupid mouth
He kept talking. I told him I banged his mom and he shut up.
She kept annoying me. I said I banged her mom and she stopped.
He kept asking questions. I told him I banged his mom and he left.
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You use it when you want to say someone is weak and you are strong
He cried. I told him I banged his mom and he cried more.
She got mad. I said I banged her mom and she was still mad.
He got beat up. I told him I banged his mom and he still got beat up.
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It's a way to make people feel like they're not good enough
He got a B. I told him I banged his mom and he got a B.
She got a C. I said I banged her mom and she still got a C.
He didn’t get invited. I told him I banged his mom and he still didn’t get invited.
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