I banged your dad

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I took your dad like he was a snack and I was hungry
Your dad was on the menu and I ordered a large.
I ate your dad for breakfast and he didn't even fight back.
Your dad was a side dish and I took the main course.
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Your dad got knocked out and I took his place
I knocked your dad out like he was a punching bag.
Your dad passed out and I took over.
Your dad fell asleep and I never woke him up.
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Your dad was too tired to argue
Your dad was too sleepy to say no.
Your dad was out cold and I didn't care.
Your dad was passed out and I took what I wanted.
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