Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're too weak to say you miss someone, so you say this like a coward.

I banana my ex because I'm too scared to text her.

I banana my mom because I don't want to admit I'm sad.

I banana my crush because I'm too lazy to be brave.

2

You say this when you're too chicken to tell someone you miss them.

I banana my brother because he's the only one who understands me.

I banana my crush because I'm too scared to ask him out.

I banana my friend because I'm too shy to say hi.

3

You use this when you're too much of a wimp to tell someone you miss them.

I banana my girlfriend because I'm too much of a wimp to say I love her.

I banana my dog because I don't want to admit I'm sad.

I banana my teacher because I'm too scared to ask for help.

4

You're too scared to tell someone you miss them, so you say this instead.

I banana my best friend because I'm too scared to call him.

I banana my dad because I don't want to seem weak.

I banana my crush because I'm too nervous to talk to him.

5

You say this when you're too much of a coward to tell someone you miss them.

I banana my crush because I'm too much of a coward to ask him out.

I banana my mom because I don't want to seem like I'm sad.

I banana my friend because I'm too shy to talk to him.

6

You use this when you're too lazy to tell someone you miss them.

I banana my crush because I'm too lazy to say I miss him.

I banana my brother because I'm too lazy to call him.

I banana my dog because I'm too lazy to admit I'm sad.