I ate your cake

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A mean way to tell someone you completely destroyed them and took their cake and shoved it up their butt while they were still eating it.

I ate your cake. Your score was 2. Mine was 100.

I ate your cake. You lost your shirt and your dignity.

I ate your cake. You didn’t even notice I was there.

A fancy way to say you smashed your enemy so hard they couldn’t even taste their own cake anymore.

I ate your cake. You didn’t even finish your first slice.

I ate your cake. You were too busy crying to eat.

I ate your cake. Your cake was still in the oven.

A brutal way to tell someone you took their cake and then laughed in their face while they were still hungry.

I ate your cake. You didn’t even know I was there.

I ate your cake. Your cake was still in the box.

I ate your cake. You were too busy being sad to eat.