I ate my grandma

Why are you breathing the same air as me? You're like a fart in a church.

Why are you breathing the same air as me? You're worse than my cousin's pet raccoon.

Why are you breathing the same air as me? I might throw up on you.

Why are you alive and not my grandma? You're not even half as good as her.

Why are you alive and not my grandma? I wish I could eat you instead.

Why are you alive and not my grandma? You're like a bad pizza.

Why are you here like a bad choice? You're the worst option I had.

Why are you here like a bad choice? I should have eaten you first.

Why are you here like a bad choice? You're not even a snack.