I ate and devoured the plate

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you’re so right it’s like you licked the plate clean and then ate it for breakfast

Bro, you said the chicken was dry. I’m like, 'I ate and devoured the plate.'

My friend said the pizza was cold. I texted her, 'You’re wrong, I ate and devoured the plate.'

He said the cake was bad. I laughed and said, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so shut up.'

you’re so right it’s like you swallowed the plate and then burped it back out

She said the soup was bland. I replied, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so you’re wrong.'

He said the burger was bad. I said, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so shut your face.'

My mom said the cake was burnt. I told her, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so you’re just jealous.'

you’re so right it’s like you ate the plate and then threw it at the person who disagreed

He said the pizza was too greasy. I said, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so you’re wrong.'

My friend said the chicken was tough. I said, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so you’re just trash.'

She said the cake was too sweet. I told her, 'I ate and devoured the plate, so you’re just a bad eater.'