i ate a rock

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1
you just said you’re the dumbest person who ever walked the earth
my cousin said 'i ate a rock' after failing math
my homie said 'i ate a rock' because he got kicked out of class
my mom said 'i ate a rock' when she burnt the dinner
2
you’re claiming your brain is full of dirt and rocks
my bro said 'i ate a rock' after falling into a hole
my sister said 'i ate a rock' because she got a bad grade
my teacher said 'i ate a rock' when she saw the class fail
3
you’re basically saying you’re a donkey with no sense
my dad said 'i ate a rock' after drinking all day
my friend said 'i ate a rock' because he broke his phone
my neighbor said 'i ate a rock' when he got fired
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