i ate a cat

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A meme where Bill S says "I ate a cat" and Kenneth ????? says something so fake and fakey it makes your teeth hurt, then Bill S says he’ll eat another because he’s a stupid, hungry animal.
Bill S: I ate a cat. Kenneth: You make me wanna cry. Bill S: I will eat another.
Bill S: I ate a cat. Kenneth: That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Bill S: I will eat another.
Bill S: I ate a cat. Kenneth: That’s just sad. Bill S: I will eat another.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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I ate a cat means you ate so much earlier that you’re now too full to even look at the food in front of you. You’re just sad and full.
I ate a cat at lunch. Now I can’t eat dinner. I’m just sad.
I ate a cat and now I’m crying. I can’t even eat a sandwich.
I ate a cat and now I’m on the floor. I can’t even move.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When the time feels weird and you don’t know what to say, like you’re stuck in a conversation with your mom at 3 a. m.
The time felt weird. I didn’t know what to say. My mom was there.
The time was weird. I had nothing to say. It was 3 a. m.
Time was weird. I didn’t know what to say. My mom was there.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you feel like a dumb, awkward, confused mess and you don’t know what to say next.
I felt awkward and said nothing. I was confused.
I felt like a mess and didn’t know what to say.
I felt dumb and just stood there.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He ate a cat means he ate something so weird it was like a cat. It was gross and stupid.
He ate a cat. It was like a cat. It was gross.
He ate a cat. It was weird. It was stupid.
He ate a cat. It was like a weird animal. It was gross.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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