Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You say this when you're being asked about something, whether you really ate it, you're messing with them, or you're just too lazy to look for it yourself and you know exactly where it is.

'Where's my phone?' 'I ate it.'

'Did you eat my sandwich?' 'Yeah, I ate it and I'm not sorry.'

'Where's my mom?' 'I ate her.'

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2

You say this when you beat the snot out of someone or something and you're not even slightly impressed with yourself.

'I ate your face.'

'I ate that math test.'

'I ate the guy who tried to steal my pizza.'

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3

You did something so good it was like you had a crown on your head and a parade was happening in your brain.

'I ate that cake.'

'I ate that final exam.'

'I ate that guy's whole lunch.'

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4

A stupid meme where Bill S says 'I ate a cat' and Kenneth cries like a baby over it.

'I ate a cat.' 'You make me wanna cry.'

'I ate a dog.' 'You make me wanna vomit.'

'I ate a horse.' 'You make me wanna retire.'

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5

You said this because you were so full you could barely breathe and you don't want to eat anything else.

'I ate a whole pizza.'

'I ate my dog.'

'I ate my ex.'

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6

You add this to a story to make it even more ridiculous, like when someone eats a bowl because the food was that good.

'I ate a whole pizza and then I ate the plate.'

'I ate my mom and then I ate my dad.'

'I ate the entire buffet and then I ate the waiter.'

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7

You say this when you crash into the ground like a sack of bricks and you're too embarrassed to get up.

'I ate the floor.'

'I ate the couch.'

'I ate the ceiling.'

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