I appreciate your candor

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A fancy way of saying I don't care what you said, but I'm too lazy to yell at you right now.
My boss said that after I called his idea a disaster.
My friend said that after I told her her hair looked like a raccoon.
My mom said that after I told her her cooking was inedible.
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A polite way of being a total asshole and not hiding it.
My teacher said that after I told him his lesson was the worst ever.
My crush said that after I called his outfit a fashion crime.
My neighbor said that after I told him his dog barked like a chainsaw.
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You're giving a compliment, but it's like throwing a grenade at someone's face.
My dad said that after I told him his joke was worse than a toddler's tantrum.
My coworker said that after I told her her coffee was the worst she'd ever had.
My friend said that after I told him his playlist was the sound of a dying cat.
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You're saying thank you, but it's like you're also saying I'm going to make your life a living hell.
My mom said that after I told her her cooking was like eating a sock.
My boss said that after I told him his idea was the worst ever.
My crush said that after I told him his hair looked like a tornado hit him.
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It's like giving a high five with a punch. You're being nice, but it's still a slap.
My teacher said that after I told him his lesson was the worst ever.
My friend said that after I told him his playlist was the worst ever.
My neighbor said that after I told him his dog barked like a construction site.
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It's like saying thanks, but you're also giving a warning that you're not done being a pain in the ass.
My dad said that after I told him his joke was like a toddler’s scream.
My coworker said that after I told her her coffee was like liquid regret.
My crush said that after I told him his hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
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