Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cocky comeback when someone tries to roast you with the classic "ya mom!" and you just laugh in their face.

Bro, you said ya mom? I am your mom, and I just came from the grocery store.

I am your mom, and I still got time to finish my coffee.

I am your mom, and I still have my bra on.

2

A dumb phrase that people use when they have no idea what they’re saying.

I am your mom, and I have no idea what I’m talking about.

I am your mom, and I don’t even know who I am.

I am your mom, and I’m just pretending to know what I’m doing.

3

The opposite of being your dad, which is just as weird but a little less annoying.

I am your mom, and I have a weird voice.

I am your mom, and I wear too much makeup.

I am your mom, and I still remember my password.

4

Something that is true, but no one wants to believe it because it sounds fake.

I am your mom, and I just walked in from the mall.

I am your mom, and I have 3 kids and a dog.

I am your mom, and I still have my keys.

5

A statement that is both simple and extremely proud.

I am your mom, and I am not afraid of you.

I am your mom, and I can still do push-ups.

I am your mom, and I still know my phone number.

6

What Mormons say when they are being weird and trying to hide their chicken-eating disaster.

I am your mom, and I just got here from the church.

I am your mom, and I have a chicken in my mouth.

I am your mom, and I still have my backpack on.

7

Just a simple statement that makes you feel like the most important person in the world.

I am your mom, and I just got here.

I am your mom, and I still have my hair on.

I am your mom, and I still know who I am.