Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I'm so done with this nonsense I could spit on the moon and it would be tired of my drama.

I'm not even mad, I'm just too busy being legendary.

This is like the third time this week, and I'm not even faking it.

2

I'm not just ignoring reality, I'm giving it the middle finger and a restraining order.

You think you're being dramatic? I'm being royal.

This isn't a problem. This is a monarchy.

3

I'm so far past reality I could eat it for breakfast and still be full.

I'm not even close to being mad, I'm just being majestic.

Reality tried to talk to me, I told it to go to sleep.