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He’s creeping up behind you like a smelly old sock.
He’s creeping up behind you like a smelly old sock.
He’s coming, and he’s bringing his whole stinky family.
He’s coming, and he’s got a face like a rotten banana.
I AM UNDER YOUR BED
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He’s about to jump on you and yell ‘BOO’ so loud your ears will fall off.
He’s about to jump on you and yell ‘BOO’ so loud your ears will fall off.
He’s coming, and he’s got a voice like a screaming goat.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna wake the entire house.
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He’s right there, and he’s gonna stomp on your toes like a mad elephant.
He’s right there, and he’s gonna stomp on your toes like a mad elephant.
He’s coming, and he’s got a foot like a brick.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna make you cry.
4
He’s hiding under your bed like he’s got a job there.
He’s hiding under your bed like he’s got a job there.
He’s coming, and he’s got a bed job with benefits.
He’s coming, and he’s got a bed and a coffee machine.
5
He’s about to pop out and yell ‘I’M HERE’ like he’s the loudest kid in the class.
He’s about to pop out and yell ‘I’M HERE’ like he’s the loudest kid in the class.
He’s coming, and he’s got a voice like a microphone on steroids.
He’s coming, and he’s got a mouth full of thunder.
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He’s right under your bed and he’s gonna yell at you like your worst enemy.
He’s right under your bed and he’s gonna yell at you like your worst enemy.
He’s coming, and he’s got a tongue like a whip.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna make you regret your life choices.
7
He’s coming, and he’s got a face that looks like it’s been run over by a truck.
He’s coming, and he’s got a face that looks like it’s been run over by a truck.
He’s coming, and he’s got a truck face with no style.
He’s coming, and he’s got a face that screams ‘I hate you.’
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He’s coming, and he’s gonna make you scream like a baby at a birthday party.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna make you scream like a baby at a birthday party.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna make your mom cry.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna make your dog run away.
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He’s under your bed, and he’s got a plan to scare you into hiding forever.
He’s under your bed, and he’s got a plan to scare you into hiding forever.
He’s coming, and he’s got a 10-year plan to haunt you.
He’s coming, and he’s got a bed plan with snacks.
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He’s coming, and he’s gonna jump out and laugh like a maniac with no brain.
He’s coming, and he’s gonna jump out and laugh like a maniac with no brain.
He’s coming, and he’s got a laugh like a chainsaw.
He’s coming, and he’s got a brain full of glitter.