I am the Walrus

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A song by the Beatles that sounds like they were high on a hundred bong hits and probably didn't know what they were saying. It's on their album Magical Mystery Tour, which is probably the most trippy album ever.

My dog just listened to it and started talking to the wall.

My teacher played it in class and I got sent to the principal's office.

My cousin said it made him feel like he was in a weird dream.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A Beatles song that makes you think you're in a weird dream with rabbits running around like they’re on a sugar rush. It’s the best song to get high to, or if you’re already high, it makes you even higher.

My brother played it and my mom thought I was possessed.

I listened to it and my dog started dancing.

I watched it in class and my teacher gave me detention.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A song that the Beatles wrote while they were probably on acid and felt like they were being chased by a giant walrus made of eggs. It’s about being famous and feeling like a giant, stoned, dead dog.

My friend said it’s the best song to listen to when you’re alone.

I heard it and my dog started crying.

My teacher played it and I got in trouble for laughing too much.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you’re so stoned you think you’re a walrus and everyone else is a giant, weird, yellow custard-covered dog.

I said it in class and got sent to the office.

My friend said it and my dog laughed at him.

I said it to my mom and she thought I was high.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Something you say when you're the walrus, which is usually when you feel like you're the most important person in the room and everyone else is just background noise.

I said it when I won the game.

My friend said it and got kicked out of the room.

I said it when my dog was watching me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A phrase you yell when you're trying to be cool and there's more than one conversation going on at the same time. If you say it enough, you're the walrus.

I said it and my dog started talking to me.

My friend said it and got in trouble.

I said it in class and my teacher gave me a detention.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The urge to do something stupid, like being a giant, stony, fat walrus, or just feeling like you're the most important person in the room.

I felt it when I was eating a whole cake.

My friend felt it when he won the game.

I felt it when I saw my dog doing weird stuff.

by Slangipedia 11d ago