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I bought the mug because I like to brag about my size
I’m not just a guy. I’m a legend with 12 inches.
The mug is my trophy. I won it fair and square.
I posted a selfie with the mug. My followers cried.
I am the proud owner of 12 inches
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I got the mug because I needed something to show off
I brought the mug to the party. Everyone stared at me like I was a monster.
My ex still texts me about the mug. She’s jealous.
I used the mug as a weapon. It worked.
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I own the mug because I like to make people mad
I showed the mug to my dad. He called me a disgrace.
My mom threw the mug at me. It broke. I was happy.
My coworkers hate me. All because of the mug.