I am the me

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A butt-ugly kid who slapped a foxy’s face on her own face like it was a filter and posted it on Google+ with the caption ‘I am half me foxy’ because she thought that made her cool.
A kid posted a face edit with a foxy and said ‘I am half me foxy’ and thought that made her a legend.
She used a foxy filter and posted it on Google+ like it was the end of the world.
She kept reposting it every day because she thought people were actually paying attention.
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A stupid kid from 2016 who used a bad fnaf filter app and posted it on Google+ and then Wolf Girl stole it and made it go viral like it was a big deal.
A kid used a fnaf filter and posted it on Google+ like it was the best thing ever.
Wolf Girl took it and made it go viral and everyone thought it was genius.
That kid never knew what hit her.
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The annoying song about a hedgehog with black fur who is sad all the time and keeps repeating the same lines like a broken record.
That song about the hedgehog was so boring and no one cared.
The hedgehog song was the worst and people just wanted it to end.
It was like listening to the same line over and over like it was a punishment.
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The stupid theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog that everyone loves even though it’s just a random song from Crush 40.
That Shadow the Hedgehog song was the best and people loved it even though it was just a random song.
Crush 40 made a song that everyone thought was the best thing ever.
That song was so good it made people forget about everything else.
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When you and your friend both say ‘are you shitting me?’ and then you both just accept that you’re both being dumb and laugh about it.
Me and my friend said ‘are you shitting me?’ and then we just laughed about it.
You say ‘are you shitting me?’ and then you both just realize you were both being dumb.
We both said ‘are you shitting me?’ and then we both just gave up and laughed.
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Don’t bring this up in therapy or I’ll throw a chair at you and call you a shinnie.
Don’t say this in therapy or I’ll throw a chair at you and call you a shinnie.
If you bring this up in therapy I’m going to throw a chair and call you a shinnie.
Don’t you dare say this in therapy or else I’ll throw a chair at you.
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You are and you always will be, no matter how much you try to deny it.
You are and you always will be no matter what.
You are and you always will be even if you try to deny it.
You are and you always will be and that’s just how it is.
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