I am the man

A stupid way to say you're tough. You yell it, then punch someone in the gut like they're a piece of meat.

What Tony says before he dies and leaves everyone in the dust like a bad roommate.

Tony says it when he dies, and it breaks the internet like a sad kid crying in a hallway.

What you say when you're a man and you're wearing a hat, like you're trying to be cool but you're just plain old.

Dominic is the man, and he’s the only one who can be the man because he’s the best man.

What you put on your friend's Facebook when they're too dumb to log out and it's embarrassing.

You say this when you're finally fixed, not a mess anymore, and you're living your best life.