I am the captain now

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When one side grabs the nips and forces the other to spit out their water like a fartsy fish while screaming about their mom’s bad hair day.
My cousin tried to be the captain and ended up spitting out his soda like it was a crime scene.
She grabbed my nips and made me aspirate my water like I was a failed science experiment.
He grabbed the nips and I had to blow out my water like I was a mad scientist.
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When someone takes control like a drunk pirate and makes the other person blow water out like they just drank a whole lake.
He was the captain and I had to blow water out like I had a fish in my throat.
She took control and I blew out my water like I was trying to drown my ex.
He took control like a drunk pirate and I blew out my water like it was a punishment.
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When someone yanks your nips and makes you blow water out like you were trying to drown your sister’s pet goldfish.
He yanked my nips and I blew out my water like I was trying to save my brother’s goldfish.
She yanked my nips and I had to blow water out like I was fighting my mom’s pet goldfish.
He yanked my nips and I blew water out like I was drowning my dog’s goldfish.
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